How I Accidentally Wiped Prod (And Lived)
A cautionary tale about the dangers of late-night deployments and the importance of backup strategies...
2024-12-155 min
#Horror Stories#DevOps#PTSD
$ git commit -m “feat: add chaos”
$ git push origin main
fatal: everything is broken
$ git push origin main
fatal: everything is broken
$ npm run build
⚠️ 404 errors found
$ rm -rf node_modules
$ npm install
⚠️ 404 errors found
$ rm -rf node_modules
$ npm install
Welcome…proceed at your own risk —things might get GitRektGitRekt
“Code. Commit. Crash. Repeat.”
Professional bug introducer. Amateur problem solver.
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║ > git status ║
║ On branch: complete-chaos ║
║ Changes: everything ║
║ Ready to commit: never ║
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The Rektor
Who Am I? Probably GitRekt
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Coffee-fueled developer, chaos enthusiast, occasional bug hunter.
When I’m not committing disasters, I’m learning, building, and debugging life itself.
$ cat /dev/urandom | head -c 100 | fortune
“I write code that may or may not destroy your expectations.”
I Break Stuff With:
JavaScriptTypeScriptReactNext.jsNode.jsGitCSSTailwindPython
Git Log of My Journey
git log --oneline
001Started coding (hello world broke)
045Accidentally deleted prod db
120Finally learned git stash
156Discovered console.log debugging
203First successful deployment
287Learned the hard way about SQL injection
301Mastered the art of Stack Overflow copy-paste
398Built my first API (it actually worked!)
442Discovered React hooks
500Still breaking things, but with style
$ git commit -m “still learning...”
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Bugs Created
42
Coffee Cups/Day
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Commits That Didn’t Get Rekt
A showcase of organized chaos and functional disasters
✅SURVIVED
Bugged But Works
“It works on my machine™”
A to-do app that somehow manages your tasks better than you manage your life. Built with React and questionable life choices.
ReactTypeScriptTailwindAnxiety
🦸HEROIC
API of Chaos
“Built with ☕ and panic”
REST API that returns random responses. Perfect for testing your error handling or breaking your frontend.
Node.jsExpressMongoDBChaos
🐛BUGGED
CSS Nightmare
“Somehow still better than IE6”
A collection of CSS animations that will make your eyes bleed and your browser cry. Viewer discretion advised.
CSSSASSPostCSSTears
✅SURVIVED
Git Commit Roulette
“"Fixed the thing" - actual commit”
Random commit message generator for when you're too tired to think of meaningful commit messages.
JavaScriptGitRegretCoffee
🦸HEROIC
Bug Tracker Tracker
“It's bugs all the way down”
An app to track your bug trackers. Because apparently we needed more recursion in our lives.
Vue.jsVuexIronyDespair
More Chaos Coming Soon™
Currently brewing more disasters in my local environment. Check back soon for fresh bugs and questionable architecture decisions.
Follow My Chaos on GitHub📝
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Debugging My Life
Random thoughts from a caffeinated keyboard warrior
Tabs vs Spaces: The Eternal War
Diving deep into the most controversial topic in programming. Spoiler alert: you're probably wrong...
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#Philosophy#Controversial#Fire
10 Ways to Git Rekt in 10 Minutes
A comprehensive guide to destroying your repository faster than you can say 'git push --force'...
2024-12-057 min
#Git#Tutorials#Chaos
CSS: Cascading Style Sheets or Chaotic Suffering Simulator?
An in-depth analysis of why CSS makes grown developers cry and how to embrace the madness...
2024-11-284 min
#CSS#Mental Health#Therapy
The Art of Debugging: A Love-Hate Relationship
Exploring the emotional rollercoaster of hunting bugs and the strange satisfaction of finding them...
2024-11-206 min
#Debugging#Psychology#Bugs
Why 'It Works on My Machine' is Actually Valid
A passionate defense of the most hated phrase in software development and why it's not your fault...
2024-11-154 min
#Defense#Environment#Denial
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Response Time Stats
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Coffee Break:∞ hours
Bug Fixes:Eventually™
Chaos Level:Maximum
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available_for_hire
$ cat status.txt
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Status: Ready to cause chaos for your team
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